Monday, 17th April 2006

First you will need AcidSearch which is a cool little app that mods the search box in Safari.

  1. Click the small mag glass in the search box
  2. Click ‘AcidSearch Preferences’ at the bottom
  3. Click ‘New Channel’
  4. In the ‘Prefix URL:’ field enter
    ‘http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Search&search=’ (Without quotes)
  5. Your Done

P.S Gonna be jazzing up the site a little so keep an eye out and tell me what you think.

Monday, 10th April 2006

I was thinking that beer should have a label like food does. Instead of the fat, Kcals etc.. we should have a useful system for beer, this way you have a rough guide to what you are drinking.

Beer Ratings

  • Gas Level : Burp, Bloated etc…
  • General After Effects: You wanna die, Kill me now, Bad, Not too bad, etc…
  • Furry Mouth Effect: 1..10
  • Breath Effect: 1 .. 10
  • Beer Goggle Effect: 1 .. 10
  • Beer Telescope Effect: (Rare! for the above 10+ rating)
  • Violence Level: 1 .. 10, 10+ = Serial killer effect 1 .. 10
  • IQ Reduction Level: Goldfish, Chimp, Beef head, etc…
  • Speech Effect: Slight Slur .. Grunting French man (Translation Needed)
  • Beer Gut Rating: No Effect .. Fat Bastard
  • Best Accessory: Pig snacks, Peanuts, Crisps etc…
  • After Care Level: Curry, Kebab, etc…

That should do to get started to give people a real overview of the beers about.

UPDATE: Beer Goggle Effect + Beer Telescope Effect = ‘Munter Vison’.
I will have to do some experiments into this, so if you feel like joining in let me know!