I was thinking that beer should have a label like food does. Instead of the fat, Kcals etc.. we should have a useful system for beer, this way you have a rough guide to what you are drinking.

Beer Ratings

• Gas Level : Burp, Bloated etc…
• General After Effects: You wanna die, Kill me now, Bad, Not too bad, etc…
• Furry Mouth Effect: 1..10
• Breath Effect: 1 .. 10
• Beer Goggle Effect: 1 .. 10
• Beer Telescope Effect: (Rare! for the above 10+ rating)
• Violence Level: 1 .. 10, 10+ = Serial killer effect 1 .. 10
• IQ Reduction Level: Goldfish, Chimp, Beef head, etc…
• Speech Effect: Slight Slur .. Grunting French man (Translation Needed)
• Beer Gut Rating: No Effect .. Fat Bastard
• Best Accessory: Pig snacks, Peanuts, Crisps etc…
• After Care Level: Curry, Kebab, etc…

That should do to get started to give people a real overview of the beers about.

UPDATE: Beer Goggle Effect + Beer Telescope Effect = ‘Munter Vison’.
I will have to do some experiments into this, so if you feel like joining in let me know!